How do you wear this?!

So a bad habit I have when I'm shopping is that I sometimes get something just because it's weird, even when I don't know what to do with it. I saw this collar in the sale section of a high-end department store and thought it looked bizarre... And I liked the blood splatter pattern. It was wierd and creepy... And I had no idea what to do with it but thought I'd figure something out.

It had been marked down from $400 (yes...400) to $40, so I was like, what a bargain! Weird collars seem to be the designer's, Aganovich, thing.

So I've seen people wear detachable collars on a bare neckline, but that always reminded me of male strippers.

Actually this doesn't look too bad... Probably because it isn't a basic Oxford collar. And it's kind of on trend with those dumb deconstructed shirt trend that's going on these days.... Maybe I should try again with a button up collar shirt where I button them all wrong

Buh... This was the only button shirt I have that kind of fits with the color scheme...my interview shirt. I can't explain why, but it looks weird to me...

So here I am, wearing it backwards like a bib thing, and with black. I feel the shirt needs to match the colors of the collar.... Otherwise it looks like I'm about to eat lobster or something...

Ugh I don't get it... Why can't I make this work!