Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Spooky Totem Animals/Plants

Stepping away from dark fashion, I just want to announce a few new goth totem animals to replace the old bats/cats/crow cliche. For funsies.





1. Albino versions of the old favorites. Albino things are beautiful, odd, monochromatic, mysterious, unique, just like you. They also hate the sun, just like you.


The only thing creepier than a regular roach is an ALBINO one.

2. Creatures of the deep sea. I love the deep sea. Deep, dark, cold...
cybergoth anglerfish (y'know, with bioluminescence)

fetish goth gulper eel
fantasy goth dragonfish
The deep sea is basically filled with nightmares. (There are mermaid versions of these on deviant art. )

3. Horror plants
The honey locust tree. Look at this nightmare tree.
nightmare forest (I took this in the Ozarks)

Spikes are creepy, but how about a plant that turns you into an actual vampire? Meet the giant hogweed.


This nightmare plant grows 15 feet tall and is covered in poison that will destroy your skin's protection against sunlight. 2nd degree burns for several years when your skin is exposed to sunlight. 

For my imaginary suitors, roses are nice, but I'd take a thistle any day:

Anything else I should add to the goth animal/plant totem pole?